could I get some bacon with that lipitor?

Why did Bahama Buck's put whipped cream on my banana protein smoothie today? Sure it's delicious, but after a hot day working out in the sun, i.e., playing golf, I really don't need the empty calories. But what the hey, a lot of things I like don't really make much sense:

1) McDonald's Bacon Ranch Salad
2) Fried chicken with a side of green beans and corn
3) Beanies (or any hat without a brim)
4) Big four wheel drive Jeeps that get used for commuting
5) F-250s that get used for hauling the big bag of dog food
6) Gun dogs that sleep on my bed
7) Swiss Army knives

All either oxymoronic, worthless, or both.