adjacent to refuse, is refuse

Last night I worked late in preparation for a trial today. At 9:45 pm, I just sort of assumed I was the only one in the office...

I went to the break room at one point to see if anyone had left some food I could steal. Lo and behold I found a box of confections leftover from the a.m. and helped myself to a blueberry cake donut. After I took the first bite, my phone rang, so I set the donut down on the counter next to the microwave.

I subsequently forgot about my donut and walked back to my office. When I came back about ten minutes later, I found that only about one bite was left of my donut. I searched the office for the individual that had crossed that line between man and bum. Nobody was there.

I fully expect someone to walk out of the bathroom without their shirt on soon...