a donation to the human fund has been made in your name

Undoubtedly I deserved that citation for fishing without a license. No, really. I explored every possible legal theory to try and unhook myself from this one. Legal problems aside, though, I got to thinking. Can you think of a bigger waste of $101? Here's a few off the top of my head:

1. Use the cash to light a dried-up Macanudo;
2. Give it to an eight-year old standing outside Gattiland;
3. Exchange it for Roubles;
4. Donate it to Bill Gates;
5. Alternatively, Benny Hinn;
6. Ben Affleck 2012 Campaign;
7. Higher education

That's all I can think of for now. How would you waste it?