don't come one step closer or i'll throw a shoe

If you haven't figured out that obscure analogy, then just think of me as a young horse.

In my quest to prove just how adult (or spineless) I can be when I want to, I made a decision today that I better get a thank you note for: I left the Tech game early to go to - get this - a baby shower.

I guess this means I'm not like that bear after all. Thanks anyway, Vince Vaughn.