Wednesday, December 07, 2005

i need my nimbus 2000

Because this apartment is a mess...

For a couple of months, I have been giving serious thought to employing some nice lady to come and clean this place up like, twice a month. Unfortunately, every time I get close to making a call, I cannot justify the expense.

Nevertheless, there are, like, bread crumbs in my sink. There's some dust on the blinds. A slight cheese stain of about 3 milli-inches in diameter resides in my microwave. I cannot abide by that.

Maybe I can just cast a spell.